Leave it to Emil to take something as good and wholesome as baking holiday cookies with the kids and turn it into something dark, and sinister, and funny. I’ve included his pics, with his own captions, below. I’d say something here about “that boy needs help” except I think we all know he’s way past that now.
Hail Sithis!
The untimely demise of Lucien Lachance


That’s brilliant! Oh, he should make more …
lol thats brilliant he needs to do more
LMAO That is bloody brilliant. And I always thought Gingerbread men met their untimely deaths with milk. Sithis needs flour for his void.
Kids, don’t make Dark Brotherhood gingerbread cookies. Sithis hates it when you take him in vain…
im waiting for the traitor cookie comlete with mothers head. lol jk that would be epic lulz though.
I don’t find it funny.. Does this mean i’m old?
No BlackIce, it means you’re dead.
The Night Mother be praised!
Oblivion meets Shrek, with a touch of American Physco.
Nicely done.
LOL! Poor Lucien. It just doesn’t get any more humiliating than that, does it? Now I want a gingerbread Arquen so I can bite her head off…
@BlackIce: I don’t either, and I don’t feel very old.
Sorry guys, I just think this is messed-up. Killing someone in a video game, ok. Making a poster (or cookies) of it? Nah…
Brilliant, let me know if you want a link from http://www.deadgingerbreadmen.com